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GACobra 06-20-2006 12:43 AM

Man Laws section needed
 
Web master we need a Man Laws Section at the SVT Club of North Texas. These are trying times espicially for us purests that prefer a more traditional role for men as the bread-winners and Leaders of America's Households.
Men please stand with me to help preserve traditional American values and to document the Man Laws that have made America the Greatest Nation in the world to be a MAN!

Star Spangled Banner begins to play and fireworks go off.

GACobra 06-20-2006 01:04 AM

1st. one:
Guys should never, ever go to La Madeline's for lunch unless accompanied by a female.

GACobra 06-20-2006 05:37 AM

This one is obvious but needs to be mentioned:
Two guys riding in a car together should never be singing and jamming to the same song out loud. Playing air drums is even worse!

XOCobra 06-20-2006 07:02 AM

one man must not hold a door open for another man. you can pass the open door, just don't hold it open...

AJ SnkNV 06-20-2006 07:02 AM

Here is my law.

You should never never ever ever see 2 guys on 1 motorcycle, enough said

XOCobra 06-20-2006 07:17 AM

No sitting next to each other in a theater unless it's forced on you by the womwn you went with

burlesonsnake 06-20-2006 07:48 AM

Men should never have to stand around with the little lady looking at bras and panties at JCPenneys!

sdean 06-20-2006 08:11 AM

Don't put carbonated beverages..beer...in the freezer to get cold unless you get in with it ..that way it won't break unwitnessed..

XOCobra 06-20-2006 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by burlesonsnake
Men should never have to stand around with the little lady looking at bras and panties at JCPenneys!

unless you are at victoria's secret with the models from TV walking around

CobraCrazy 06-20-2006 09:20 AM

Men should never, ever compliment another man's swimsuit!!!

XOCobra 06-20-2006 10:16 AM

Men should not be caught riding shotgun to a female driver.

burlesonsnake 06-20-2006 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XOCobra
unless you are at victoria's secret with the models from TV walking around


Victoria's secret ....... duh ...... you ain't been married long enough, she never goes there!

burlesonsnake 06-20-2006 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CobraCrazy
Men should never, ever compliment another man's swimsuit!!!


Nice Speedo, Craig :ermm: :ponder: It fits good! :P

XOCobra 06-20-2006 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by burlesonsnake
Victoria's secret ....... duh ...... you ain't been married long enough, she never goes there!

lol, this is the second go 'round for both of us. that's what she likes to wear. I don't complain about it either...:smoker:

GACobra 06-20-2006 06:54 PM

Good job MEN keep it up! Ultimately we need to build a database covering all possible transgressions so none of our members never, ever wind up in a compromising situation.


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